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(Girl Thinks in Mind-
Is she Really Pretty than Me ???)
Boy : Ya She is...!!
(Boy Thinks in mind....
But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know)
Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing
(All the Stuff that i wasn't)
Boy : Sure She is....
(But she is nothing compared to you)
Girl : Well I Hope...You both last...
(We never did)
Boy : I Hope you do too....
(What Happened to You & Me...???)
Girl : Well...I gotta go....
(Before i start Cry)
Boy : Ya me too...
(I Hope you don't Cry)
Girl : Bye....
(I Still Love you & Miss you)
Boy : See you Later..
(I Will Never stop Loving you....Never Ever)
"Love" is always
"Beautiful" when its True....!!
Teacher : How old is your dad.
Student : He is as old as I am.
Teacher :How is it possible?
Student :Because he became a dad only after I was born.
Teacher : John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Student : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"Teacher : No, that's wrong
Student : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Teacher: Which is your native place?
Student: Maharashtra m'aam.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Student: Actually my native place is goa.
Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. Teacher : Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.Teacher : What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?
Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?
Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why.
Funny Hindi Teacher Student Jokes-
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Student:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha
1 Student ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd Student pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?
1st bachhe ne kaha-
“SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai"
student always rocks!!!
Girlfriend- Sunday 1st show ke BALCONY ke CORNER wale 2 ticket book kar k Rakhna...
Boyfriend- CORNER wala ticket na mile toh.
Girlfriend- TOh PICTURE dekhenge.... ;) :D
Girlfriend To Boyfriend – Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat poocho “Kya Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karoge….
Boyfriend – Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling.
Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai
Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal Diya, Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho” Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya.
Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop Ki Khatm Ho Gaya..
Pappu: Yaar meri girlfriend ka birthday hai mein kya gift doon?
Bholu: Kaise dekhti hai teri girlfriend?
Pappu: Kya batau yaar eyes aishwarya jaisi, figure mallika jaisa, baal kareena jaise aur sexy katrina kaif jaisi….
Bholu: Ek kaam kar usko mera numbr de de :D
Boyfriend And Girlfriend SMS JOKES-
Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Achaa Batao Sabse Tej Hundred Kisne Banai Ab Tak?
Funny Boyfriend: Dhritarashtra Ne, Jaaneman Tum Kaho To Main Ye Record Tod Doon.
Funny Boyfriend And Girlfriend Jokes
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
LADKI Ki shadi mai uska purana
BOYFREND b aaya tha.sabi nepucha kya ap hi DULHA ho?
Boy- Nahi me to semi-final me out ho gya tha..
FINAL Dekhne aaya hu. B-)
DAWA aur DARU mein kya antar hai?
DaWa GIRLFRIEND hai, "Jisme expiry date hoti hai"
aur Daru WIFE hai, "Jitni purani hoti hai utna sir chadh ke bolti hai".
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
G: Oh darling!
“What does he do? Does he have any money?”
Daughter: “You men are all alike. That’s the first thing he asked me about you!”
Phir Musafir Kisi Rah Main Choot Jaayega,
Abhi Sath Hai To Baat Kar Lia Karo
Kya Pata Kab Zindagi Ka Sath Choot Jaayega!!!
Dur Fizaon Me Kahi Kho Jayenge Hum,
Meri Yaadon Se Lipat Ke Rone Aaoge Tum
Jab Zameen Ko Odh Ke So Jayenge Hum!!!
Ki Kasti Ki Musafir Ne Abhi Samandar Nahi Dekha.
Patthar Mujhe Kahata Mera Chahne Wala.
Mai Mom Hoon Usne Mujhe Chhoker Nahi Dekha!!!
Har Khwab Toot Jaatein Hain Sone Se Pahele,
Ishq Hain Gunaah Ye To Samaz Main Aagaya
Kaash Koi Rok Letha Ye Hone Se Pahele!!!
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