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Hindi Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Girlfriend- Sunday 1st show ke BALCONY ke CORNER wale 2 ticket book kar k Rakhna...

Boyfriend- CORNER wala ticket na mile toh.

Girlfriend- TOh PICTURE dekhenge.... ;) :D


Girlfriend To Boyfriend – Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat poocho “Kya Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karoge….
Boyfriend – Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling.


Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes


Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai
Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.
Uske Paas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal Diya, Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho” Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya.
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Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop Ki Khatm Ho Gaya..


Pappu: Yaar meri girlfriend ka birthday hai mein kya gift doon?
Bholu: Kaise dekhti hai teri girlfriend?
Pappu: Kya batau yaar eyes aishwarya jaisi, figure mallika jaisa, baal kareena jaise aur sexy katrina kaif jaisi….
Bholu: Ek kaam kar usko mera numbr de de :D


Boyfriend And Girlfriend
SMS JOKES-


Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Achaa Batao Sabse Tej Hundred Kisne Banai Ab Tak?

Funny Boyfriend: Dhritarashtra Ne, Jaaneman Tum Kaho To Main Ye Record Tod Doon.

Hindi Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Funny  Boyfriend And Girlfriend Jokes

Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?

Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..



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